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posted 7/24/2011 9:27:31 AM |
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A man in a hot air balloon in Washington DC realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my colleagues I would meet with them an hour ago to work on the debt ceiling issue but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 38 and 39 degrees north latitude and between 77 and 78 degrees west longitude."
"You must be a democrat," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be a republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going and have chosen the wrong method that is outmoded to get there. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made promises, that you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

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Jul 24 @ 9:31AM  
Now that was a really great joke

Jul 24 @ 5:55PM  

Jul 25 @ 2:10AM  
Now that is funny

Jul 25 @ 12:06PM  
Funny and new, but I can't give a kuto. I don't want to make the Democrats to get any idea I've changed sides!

Jul 27 @ 3:41AM  
The first time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I kicked a slat right out of my crib. I see though that you reversed the political parties from the original version.

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