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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
>express praise for answered prayers.
>Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a
>praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle
>wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
>excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could
>help him."
>You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as
>they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
>"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and
>every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors
>performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to
>piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire
>around it to hold it in place."
>Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as
>they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
>"Now," she announced in a quavering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, he should recover
>All the men sighed with unified relief.
>The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something
>to say.
>A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith."
>The entire congregation held its breath.
>"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

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Jul 18 @ 5:12PM  
Blonde anyone???

Jul 18 @ 10:17PM  
Bless her heart

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