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posted 7/14/2011 10:28:24 AM |
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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."

"Oh my," gasped the other nuns.

"What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh shit."

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Wordsofwit

Jul 14 @ 10:44AM  
It would have been funnier if the third nun was an alter boy
flavorbuster

Jul 14 @ 10:50AM  
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So the second nun really did poke holes in all of the condoms. Shame on the third nun.
Wordsofwit

Jul 14 @ 11:08AM  
I certainly cannot provide a link to validate this as it happened quite a while ago, but I did read it on CNN, USA Today, or something quite a few years ago. Many states require that people in a neighborhood be notified when a convicted, registered sex offender moves into their area. In California a guy filed a complaint with the state about not being notified about a sex offender coming into his neighborhood... a catholic church was being built. This came in the aftermath of a lot of sex scandals involving the church.
needsomenow789

Jul 14 @ 2:30PM  
Sounds like the rhird nun was getting a little on the side
onehornytoad69

Jul 14 @ 2:37PM  
Thats just wrong!!!
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Don't let the voice of One...ruin your whole day...WTF? ...Just saying...
40DWM

Jul 14 @ 5:24PM  
Green Thangy...just for the Factcheck.org.

Now....that's funny.
max49

Jul 14 @ 6:40PM  
Yeah you should see the damn mess in the confessional.
sugarnspice005

Jul 14 @ 8:02PM  
OOPS!! That third nun has some explaining to do!

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