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A white guy is standing at a urinal in a bar, taking a leak. A black man walks up to the urinal beside him, and unzips. The white guy catches a glimpse and gasps. Having been caught, he says, "My God, you've got a big c*ck".

The black guy decides to have a little fun with him, saying, "We all do -- didn't you know that?"

"Well, I'd heard that, but I didn't think it was true."

"Sure, it's true. The thing is, though, we're born with small ones. Back in Africa, you see, they tie a piece of string to our c*cks when we're kids, and attach a cocoanut to the other end. Over the course of a couple of months, it gets stretched out."


"Sure. As I said, it's mostly done on young boys, but it'll work on adults too, I'm told."

Well, the white guy is so excited that he ends his evening right there, dashing out of the bar.

A couple of weeks later, they bump into each other at the same bar. The white guy says, "Hey, I took your advice."

"Really?" says the black guy, trying to stifle a chuckle.

"Yeah. It's only been two weeks, but I think it's starting to work."

"How so?"

"Well, it's turned black..."

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Jul 14 @ 12:04AM  
Good One

Jul 14 @ 10:18AM  
Since times immemorial ,many men where unsatisfied with their penis size and wished it would be larger ,both in length and girth(width).Not only did men want a larger penis ,but they DID SOMETHING about it even thousands of years ago.The oldest method of penis enlargement known to man is traction with WEIGHTS.

The Indus Sadhus,as well as many African tribes (for example in Uganda) used rocks and other means to hang from their penis as a way to enlarge it,with incredible successful results,and their skillful techniques were passed from generation to generation.Many Sadhus for example have reached a length of over 13 inches with full functionality of the penis(unlike some people claim,weights penis enlargement does not damage the penis or its functionality and potency in any way).They discovered also that penis enlargement with weights does not make the penis thinner either.The opposite is the truth,it makes its circumference bigger.

Jul 14 @ 12:38PM  
A guy might get the same results if he has a bevy of Hoover efficient ladies lined up for continuous BJs for most of each day, until reaching the desired measurements wanted... just a thought!!!


Jul 14 @ 2:32PM  

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