A white guy is standing at a urinal in a bar, taking a leak. A black man walks up to the urinal beside him, and unzips. The white guy catches a glimpse and gasps. Having been caught, he says, "My God, you've got a big c*ck".
The black guy decides to have a little fun with him, saying, "We all do -- didn't you know that?"
"Well, I'd heard that, but I didn't think it was true."
"Sure, it's true. The thing is, though, we're born with small ones. Back in Africa, you see, they tie a piece of string to our c*cks when we're kids, and attach a cocoanut to the other end. Over the course of a couple of months, it gets stretched out."
"Sure. As I said, it's mostly done on young boys, but it'll work on adults too, I'm told."
Well, the white guy is so excited that he ends his evening right there, dashing out of the bar.
A couple of weeks later, they bump into each other at the same bar. The white guy says, "Hey, I took your advice."
"Really?" says the black guy, trying to stifle a chuckle.
"Yeah. It's only been two weeks, but I think it's starting to work."
"Well, it's turned black..."
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