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  cottoncandydragon

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that now?

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40DWM

Jul 13 @ 4:48PM  
Hey......There is BIG money, in Horse Jizzz.......
Lisa46

Jul 13 @ 5:06PM  
How about when someone sends you an email in text form?
max49

Jul 13 @ 5:26PM  
Yes Ma'am. That makes things perfectly clear LOL.
ynot7769

Jul 13 @ 6:02PM  
slohand_47

Jul 13 @ 7:07PM  
If you are stuck with an older phone, like I am..... I don't have a keyboard, just a number pad. To use capitols, you have to press a couple keys to change the format, then type one letter, then change the format back..... change again for punctuation........ Anyway, It's probably faster to jack that horse off than it is to send a text on my phone. Maybe some of your friends are in the same boat.

As for me.... I maybe send 2 texts a year. If I want to talk to someone, I CALL them!
Wordsofwit

Jul 13 @ 8:10PM  
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

That is clever analogy. I think that all of this stems from the nature of the medium in that, unlike a keyboard where we use two hands, texting involves a stylus which is kind of like using one finger. So, to me it is understandable and doesn't bother me It bugs the shit out of me if they are using a key board, as does most sloppy poor grammar with misspelled words.
flavorbuster

Jul 14 @ 2:08AM  
No fine thin line between Jack & that horse.
needsomenow789

Jul 14 @ 2:32PM  
Lucky horse
onehornytoad69

Jul 14 @ 4:00PM  
I agree....!!!
Though I'm Not a big "text" Fan!!!
Text are good for ..."Hey ...I'm on my way".... or..... "Hey...wanna get together and bang each others brains out"....
Besides something short and Sweet....I Personally think...the "Texter"..is a Chicken shit...saying something...that they could not say in Person!!!!
My 2 cents!!!!

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