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posted 7/12/2011 9:02:01 AM |
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A lumber jack was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a dose of pain killer.

"Don't bother Doc, " said the man. "I've been through a lot worse."

"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.

"I'll tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was working in the woods one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted down without looking. I tripped a bear trap and BAM, the thing snapped shut on my balls!"

The doctor winced and said "That's terrible. But if that's only the second, what could be worse?"

The lumber jack replied, "When I jumped up, started to run and came to the end of that chain!"

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max49

Jul 12 @ 9:41AM  
LMFAO
onehornytoad69

Jul 12 @ 10:00AM  
Good one!
RevDocLove

Jul 12 @ 10:55AM  
Yepper !!! That would definitely rate up amongst the biggest Owwees one could
possibly have in life
flavorbuster

Jul 12 @ 11:21AM  
I bet he yipped louder than any excited dog meeting the end of a chain. I don't know if I should laugh or cringe.
hog77297

Jul 12 @ 11:34AM  
Funny one
LoveTester

Jul 12 @ 2:38PM  


good one. i'll give a green one for that.
needsomenow789

Jul 13 @ 11:47PM  
Thanks for the comments

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