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A TRUCKERS BREAKFAST

posted 7/11/2011 11:22:07 PM |
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A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards..... What does he think this place is an auto parts store?'

'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'




I LOVE THIS ONE.........



'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!





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flavorbuster

Jul 12 @ 3:51AM  
A cool blonde.
max49

Jul 12 @ 7:33AM  
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Jul 12 @ 7:56AM  
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Jul 12 @ 11:59AM  
Wow..a smart blonde!
PeachyKeen

Jul 12 @ 3:25PM  
MinnieWalker

Jul 12 @ 6:06PM  
Funny joke
40DWM

Jul 12 @ 6:11PM  
Okie dookie......greeny thangy..
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Jul 12 @ 7:52PM  
hog77297

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Jul 12 @ 8:05PM  
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