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posted 7/11/2011 3:19:08 PM |
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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said... 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.
'This can't be,
our families on both sides
had jet-black hair for generations.'

"Well, said the doctor,
let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex???"


The man seemed a bit ashamed.. 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently....
"It's Rust."

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max49

Jul 11 @ 4:38PM  
LMFAO
Wordsofwit

Jul 11 @ 5:10PM  
Ihaven't heard it before and it is damned funny, automatic green disk, Hog
onehornytoad69

Jul 11 @ 10:30PM  
Good one!!
Though... there may be some truth in that...My Dad was in the Merchant Marines...2 out of 4 of us were red heads!!!..They saw each other ...Rarely!!! Just saying...
flavorbuster

Jul 12 @ 3:48AM  
Guess he never learned what a difference a well oiled machine could make. That was funny.
RevDocLove

Jul 12 @ 8:00AM  
Coulda' been Willie's kid

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