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posted 7/8/2011 12:22:09 AM |
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Three labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.

The black labrador turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?" The brown labrador replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle my owners bed."

The black labrador says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown labrador. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." He then turns to the yellow labrador and asks, "Why are you here?"

The yellow labrador says, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black labrador inquired.

"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lad said.

The yellow labrador then turns to the black labrador and asks what he's at the vet's office for.

I'm a humper," the black labrador says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown labradors exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"

The black labrador says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.




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Jul 8 @ 3:14AM  


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