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posted 7/6/2011 9:54:02 PM |
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night.

One turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine before going into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY????!!! And she acts like she's sound asleep. It works every time!!"




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pinklipstick2

Jul 6 @ 10:05PM  
PinkToeNails

Jul 6 @ 10:30PM  
Oh hell! See... reverse psychology works after all!!


max49

Jul 6 @ 10:37PM  
LMFAO
somnium

Jul 6 @ 10:37PM  
Makes sense to me!

40DWM

Jul 6 @ 10:40PM  
Okie Dookie.....green thangy for that one.
cottoncandydragon

Jul 6 @ 11:31PM  
Why can't I find a man like that?
hog77297

Jul 7 @ 12:41AM  
Thanks all for the comments I hope it gave you all a laugh!
onehornytoad69

Jul 7 @ 4:16AM  
RevDocLove

Jul 7 @ 7:36AM  
Always worked for me

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