Many outsiders have preconceived ideas about an area that are quite dated and untrue. Yet, there are some generalizations that can be noted. So for something completely different in a lighthearted way, I am going to submit some one liners that may not be PC, but provide a bit of insight into what my area, the DFW metroplex, is really like. These are all original "jokes" of mine.
Feel free to add your own about your area.
What do you call a construction worker who doesn't speak Spanish in the DFW metroplex?
Unemployed.
What is somebody doing when they drive the speed limit on the freeway in the DFW metroplex?
Obstructing traffic.
What do you call a guy wearing a cowboy hat in the DFW metroplex?
A Mexican.
What do you call a white guy driving a Dodge Charger in the DFW metroplex?
A law enforcement officer.
What do you call a democrat in the DFW metroplex?
A visitor.
What do you call a U.S. born convenience store employee in the DFW metroplex?
A rarity
What do you call a murder victim in the front section a newspaper in the DFW metroplex?
A good looking white woman.
What do you call a new bar opening up in the DFW metroplex?
A cantina.
What do you call a person who is not a Dallas Cowboys fan in the DFW metroplex?
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