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posted 7/1/2011 11:14:11 AM |
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad,cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.

Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house”. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.

Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said...

"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."

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Jul 1 @ 11:39AM  

Jul 1 @ 11:40AM  

Jul 1 @ 1:06PM  
My bosses name is Muhammad....

Jul 1 @ 1:48PM  
Binny I didn't pick the nationality. It's a joke for goodness sake!

Jul 1 @ 4:25PM  
Cute !!!

Jul 1 @ 5:25PM  
It's a joke for goodness sake!

That's what I told a few of the folks on the "other side"

Jul 2 @ 2:37AM  
...dude...seriously...I am not offended...his name is Mohammed...I thought it was funny and I just made a dry statement....

Jul 2 @ 2:39AM  
...the men that tile the floors of the ritzy hotel I work at are named Jorge....spanish for George.....

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