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posted 6/30/2011 12:44:26 AM |
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"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." Helen Rowland


"My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside." Roseanne Barr


The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.


I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.


"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day." Franklin P. Jones


My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

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onehornytoad69

Jun 30 @ 12:58AM  
Cute!!!
Wordsofwit

Jun 30 @ 7:43AM  
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.

I like that one
hog77297

Jun 30 @ 8:32AM  
funny
max49

Jun 30 @ 5:16PM  
I still like to be changed.
casuallylooking

Jul 1 @ 7:33AM  
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Amen!!

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