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ABOUT THE "WIFE"

posted 6/29/2011 10:59:05 AM |
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~By George W. Bush


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan


"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman


“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
~By Jay Leno

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LoveTester

Jun 29 @ 11:21AM  


so true
ynot7769

Jun 29 @ 11:23AM  
thanks i needed the grin today
40DWM

Jun 29 @ 11:40AM  
To, a male co-worker.....

"you wanna be right, or you wanna be married?'
max49

Jun 29 @ 11:51AM  
My wife and I liked each other until we got married. Guess that's why we are divorced.
~By max49
hog77297

Jun 29 @ 12:51PM  
Good one Shyguy
somnium

Jun 29 @ 3:15PM  
Those were good!

Now I'm waiting for a 'counter' from one of AMD's ladies- 'cuz, you know that's a com'n!


RevDocLove

Jun 29 @ 3:26PM  
Been there , done that...Too many times
sugarnspice005

Jun 29 @ 7:26PM  
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton



Molly

Jun 29 @ 9:32PM  

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