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posted 6/29/2011 10:39:49 AM |
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I'll Do Anything!


A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how naughty, for $100 on one condition.'

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.

He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my house.'

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shyguy140

Jun 29 @ 10:54AM  
Good one. She will think twice about making an offer like that again.
40DWM

Jun 29 @ 11:41AM  
On the bright side, he got his house painted.
max49

Jun 29 @ 11:54AM  
RevDocLove

Jun 29 @ 3:29PM  
I'd hold the ladder from my lawn chair in the shade while drinkin' a cold one
somnium

Jun 29 @ 4:19PM  
Damn... what'z wrong wit him??

sugarnspice005

Jun 29 @ 7:07PM  
1bunny629

Jun 30 @ 1:41AM  
....and that's how I learnt to paint.....
hog77297

Jun 30 @ 8:36AM  
Thanks Peeps for your comments!

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