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Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk

posted 6/28/2011 1:47:46 PM |
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This was pretty funny, so I thought I would share it with you all here.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, a reported charter school teacher, allegedly got drunk at a wedding and sprayed deputies with her breast milk.
A drunken Ohio woman was arrested Saturday after she allegedly sprayed sheriff’s deputies with breast milk, the Delaware County Sheriff's Office said.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, reportedly a charter school teacher, is accused of getting drunk at a wedding and starting a dispute, hitting her husband a few times and eventually locking herself into her car.

Authorities say that whey they arrived she was screamed profanities and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and spray the deputies with her breast milk. Additional deputies arrived and were able to remove her from the car and arrest her.

She was released Monday after being charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, authorities said.

"I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family," Robinette said.

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Wordsofwit

Jun 28 @ 2:14PM  
OMG!!! That is hilarious. What this site may lack in funny jokes, it makes up for in funny reality I'll give you a greenie
LoveTester

Jun 28 @ 2:55PM  

Now that's funny.
max49

Jun 28 @ 3:20PM  
Damn it man!!! All they would have had to do is call me. I would have drank the situation down.
sugarnspice005

Jun 28 @ 4:29PM  
Now that is funny!!
40DWM

Jun 28 @ 4:53PM  
Ahem....."assault with a friendly weapon"....
somnium

Jun 28 @ 5:01PM  
YIKES!!! Sorry I looked at her photo......... scary!!!

Additional deputies arrived and were able to remove her from the car and arrest her.

Yeah... I'm sure they thought their fellow officer was in too deep and showed up to help him out!




onehornytoad69

Jun 29 @ 8:41AM  

Gives....."Got Milk"..a whole new meaning.....huh?
shyguy140

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Jun 29 @ 2:13PM  
I saw this in the local paper and was one of the funniest things I have seen in the paper for sometime
KnightsSearch

Jun 30 @ 8:55PM  
Hey straddle mynose you tring to play with squirt guns again LOL they will get you into trouble LOL
Wordsofwit

Jun 30 @ 9:17PM  
I had a girlfriend in the nineties get a DUI. On the tape at the city jail they asked her to blow into the breathalyzer and she told the cop, "Why don't I blow you instead and we forget the whole thing." She was going to fight it until she viewed the tape

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Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk