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Whats The Worst Sex..You Have Ever Had?

posted 6/25/2011 10:11:08 PM |

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onehornytoad69

Well......Most/Some Guys..will say...all sex is Awesome!!!
Not I.....!!!!
Sure...I Love having sex...hell some days...that's all I think about!!!!
Though... I have had sex with a Few Ladies.... I have only had 2 cases of Bad Sex!!!!
One was on Muscle Relaxers.....because of a "Back" injury.......(she had to have had One too many!)
I Should have Introduced her to "Fisting" though...I'm sure my hands are to SMALL!!!!!!!!
The Other was with a Lady......with a Stinking Pussy!!!!
OMGosh it was GROSS... GROSS... GROSS!!!
She was a "NEW" FWB......
She "Text" me...saying she needs some bad...!!!! I'm like..Cool...I stay horny!!!
Bring it on baby..was my Text....!!!
She "Text" me back saying...OK...I'll get a Shower and be right up....!!!
Even with a shower.....From Lessons learned.....I PASSED OVER.....the kitty.....about 10 to 12 inches over it....Sniffin as I go.....and I almost Puked!!! If I hadda went down on her......... I would have died from Puking...I'm sure!! WTF? I have had trash..that had sit in the sunshine for a week..and didn't smell that bad!!!! WTF?

Whats YOUR...Worst SEX Ever?

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girlcountry

Jun 25 @ 10:27PM

With my ex....he took no time with me...it was him or nothing. Although to give him the benefita of the doubt, we were both 19....but yeah, that was the worst!

Wordsofwit

Jun 25 @ 10:46PM

I admit it happened a few times. It was when I felt embarrassed at being there right after the dick shot The UWBs... Ugly Woman Blues, often a plumper where I went up in weight class for the match Now this happened in my teens and early twenties. I had learned by my forties after my divorce and did not poke pork like I did many years before

girlcountry

Jun 25 @ 10:55PM

@ Bruce....

StraddleMyNose

Jun 25 @ 11:02PM

The Other was with a Lady......with a Stinking Pussy!!!!
Never ran into this problem before to where a woman I was with had a smelly pussy. Of all the women I went down on I couldn't get enough of their sweetness.

As far as the best I had, I would say it was a tie with about three of the ladies that I have been with.

The worst, had to be back in April of 2006 with a woman named Michelle who I met in my area. Went out a couple of times (slept on the second date), that's it. She was nice, but wasn't my type.

Wordsofwit

Jun 25 @ 11:33PM

a smelly pussy

I remember one that was so rank in high school at the drive in that I had to switch hands smoking as I couldn't stand the smell from manually stimulating her. I found out why all of the guys called her tuna Tina

Luvrgrl

Jun 26 @ 12:25AM

So I met this really nice guy.....attractive....sweet.....GREAT KISSER...

um...well...lets just say that when I reached in to feel the "love".......I couln't really find it.... I was soooooooooo bummed! So....it didn't really happen.....cuz there wasn't much to make it happen with...and yes...he was standing at FULL attn!

RevDocLove

Jun 26 @ 7:18AM

I'm with you toad..Pussy that'd gag a maggot

KitKat25

Jun 26 @ 7:35AM

I remember one particular guy who needed a map to find my clit (It's not like it was hidden or moving around. )...and a couple of others who didn't understand the concept of foreplay.

Other than that...I guess I've been lucky.

flavorbuster

Jun 26 @ 8:54AM

The Other was with a Lady......with a Stinking Pussy!!!!
There once was a girl nicknamed Skunk Cunt in a town I lived in where I was warned not to stick my hands in. My hard lesson was learned by having to soak my hand in tomato juice all day to get rid of the stench. I cant imagine soaking my pecker in a big can of mater juice .. Good thing I didn't fuck it.

somnium

Jun 26 @ 9:04AM

I used to reference a lady by: 'rotten crotch' to a couple of buddies, whenever she came up in a discussion, if that means anything to ya!

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