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About 25 years ago I was doing some videography for a firm and it was easier to take the equipment home from a remote site. I came home on a Friday evening and my wife had this gleam in her eye as she informed me that her sister was going to let our daughter spend the night.

She had a lovely dinner to prepare and several bottles of a nice German wine chilled, a zeller schwartz katz as I recall. That was a very good omen, indeed!! I knew her and after she had a couple of glasses of wine she became quite affectionate. After consuming a bottle she became fun. After she had a couple of bottles of wine she became my kind of woman! You know, like she was before we got married

While she was preparing dinner, I took the video equipment into the bedroom and set it up in the closet leaving the door open just enough for the camera to get a good view. I set the lights to have enough for the camera while still being low enough for a nice ambiance. I set it to record at a slower speed to begin at 9:30.

I did not mention to her that I had done this (Am I hearing boos and obscenities from the ladies in the audience?) If I had mentioned it or asked, she would have not responded favorably.

Well the evening did not disappoint as evidenced by four happy endings for a very juicy Brucie It remains one of my favorite memories of our intimate times. The next morning, she was a bit bleary. We had had a nice time but I know she did not have a total recall of the evening's festivities, particularly some the ones later in the evening that I especially enjoyed. I replayed the tape.

She came in after it been running for a while at looked at the TV. At first she was perplexed, then a little smile came to her lips. After a few minutes, the video jogged her memory of what she was about to see next (the beginning of the best parts). Her eyes got big and her whole demeanor changed.
"Give me that tape!"
"Oh, come on, honey."
"Give me that tape!!!"
"Now, now, darling. In the future we may want to view it when we are old and grey to recall when I was a man and you were woman." (Massive attempted humor failure)
"You either give me that tape or I am never doing those things again!!!"

I knew that she meant what she said. Besides, we had been married for a few years and she didn't do many of those things very much anymore as it was. So I gave her the tape. She marched outside and placed it behind the tire of car and ran back and forth over it several times.

Unfortunately, there were some things on that tape that we never did again through the duration of the marriage.

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Jun 25 @ 10:25AM  
Man....did you ever Fek up..........NO back up tape? (sigh)
Worse yet, letting her know. Some women, have no sense of humor when
it comes to them getting liqueured up.
But then, I think there are also some kinda laws against the whole filming thing.

I've heard that some Dallas Cowboys (and former) have parts of their houses
under surveillance, just to keep the 'rape' charges down. Nina Shiravian...or something like that.

Jun 25 @ 1:31PM  
Well.... some women no doubt get into being recorded having sex, as most porn sites have an amateur category on their site... or so I'm told! But of course, these women were already are aware to expect that, which is only fair! Same holds true for men too!

Without telling her what you were up to, you broke her trust in you- probably to the extent that she no doubt cased your bedroom before any fooling around was ever going to happen again in the future! IMO of course!


Jun 25 @ 1:39PM  
If I hadda done that X would have killed me!!!!!

Jun 25 @ 2:21PM  
Sometimes when people are are obsessed with capturing the moment with a camera, or a video, I am inclined to tell them they should capture the memories with their minds. Sometimes...

I am not sure if I would have "approved" of such videos in my younger years. But now in this phase of my life, I am inclined to indulge in voyeuristic & exhibitionistic tendencies, both mine and my partner's.

I can't help thinking that you were absolutely right with this one. The voyeur in me would love to watch a performance of juicey Brucey. Oh my, my imagination is at least having fun with this thought.
"Now, now, darling. In the future we may want to view it when we are old and grey to recall when I was a man and you were woman."

My current partner has talked about doing a cam performance in a conference room (it might be a more discrete location..but the conference room concept makes us both hot). We would invite a few close friends to watch, his and mine. It probably will not be any time soon. Anyone interested?

Jun 25 @ 2:37PM  
Without telling her what you were up to, you broke her trust in you

Yes, it was more that she felt violated and trust was betrayed from her POV. But I sincerely doubt that she would have agreed to it and if I mentioned it to her it before hand it would have ruined the evening. But, yes, it was a mistake in hindsight but was so arousing and appealing at the time

she no doubt cased your bedroom before any fooling around was ever going to happen again in the future

Yeah, for a while. It would have been longer if it would have happened later when video cameras for home use became affordable. It was quite a while before she would have a few drinks, let her hair down and put her lips where I wanted them.

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