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posted 6/23/2011 10:40:35 PM |
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  RevDocLove

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted Republican survivors of a ship that had just sunk.

"Follow me son" the older father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise old father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

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PinkToeNails

Jun 23 @ 11:14PM  
And that's what we call the mud vein! Apparently humans have one too... accordiing to sharks!
onehornytoad69

Jun 23 @ 11:18PM  
Good one!!!
somnium

Jun 23 @ 11:45PM  
But sharks really prefer people who eat SNICKERS

StraddleMyNose

Jun 23 @ 11:50PM  
That's funny, I heard this same exact joke, except it involved democrats. I guess it's not all that original......
flavorbuster

Jun 24 @ 2:22AM  
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Wordsofwit

Jun 24 @ 8:25AM  
I heard this same exact joke, except it involved democrats

It was one of those interchangeable political jokes like the kid giving away kittens before and after their eyes open.
RevDocLove

Jun 24 @ 9:02AM  
Gotta' love that commercial Don

Thanks for explaining that Bruce..
Some folks just have no sense of humor
shyguy140

Jun 24 @ 12:46PM  
Wordsofwit

Jun 24 @ 1:06PM  
Okay, here is a brand new interchangeable political joke I just made it up

Why do you put live crawfish into a pot of vinegar and water to soak before boiling?

To get the republican out of them
StraddleMyNose

Jun 24 @ 3:08PM  
Thanks for explaining that Bruce..
There was no explaination needed at all.

Some folks just have no sense of humor
Oh, I have a sense of humor, most people can tell ya that on this site. I was just making an observation about this joke you told about not having any orginality to it.
sugarnspice005

Jun 24 @ 7:22PM  

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