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posted 6/20/2011 1:26:33 PM |
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There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the
marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not
having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal.

The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away
or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed
this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile.

Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control
she planned to use. Her answer was, "the rhythm method."

"That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good record."

He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. "I plan on
using birth control pills," she said. Again he said, "Yes that will
work as long as you don't forget to take them."

He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using.
Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method." After a short delay, he
told her that should also work.

He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a
follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city gals were
pregnant. Only the farm gal was slim and trim yet.

Well, the counselor asked the first gal what method she used and
what went wrong. She replied, "I used the rhythm method but somehow got
my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby."

He asked the second city gal what method she used and she replied,
"The birth control pill. But we were camping one weekend and I didn't
have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby."

He turns to the farm gal. "I vaguely remember you were going to use
the pail and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't have a clue
what the pail and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it
has worked well for you?"

She replied, "Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a
bit taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside down. Now
as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as
saucers, I kick the pail out from under him."

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Jun 20 @ 4:07PM  
I'm short and I'm here to attest that works

Jun 20 @ 10:09PM  

That's messed up though.....I feel sorry for the guy....
If it was me.......I would Close my eyes....from Start to Finish!!!!

Jun 21 @ 11:23AM  
I liked that one hog

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