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posted 6/19/2011 7:36:12 PM |
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  onehornytoad69

Well Dads...How was your Day?

Beautiful day here!!!
My Children and Grandchildren....came over for a Fathers Day Visit ...so that was cool!!!!
Past Lovers have Called and Text me Happy Fathers day ..that was cool also!!!
The Weather was Not Extreme...Thank God!!!!! (though its not over yet!!! )
But.....No Fathers day Booty..!!!!!!!! WTF? Isn't there a Law...that States...that Every Father in the country Has to get some Booty on Fathers day? Just asking (there should be!)
Oh well...better luck next year eh?
Oh yeah Dads...This is just for you!
Happy Fathers Day ....to all yall Fathers out there!

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Wordsofwit

Jun 19 @ 7:56PM  
I had a great Father's Day I called my 90 YO dad and got lucky as he was having a "good" day being very lucid, alert, feeling well, and in a good mood. Some days he doesn't even know who I am Other than that, just another day, but catching dad on a good day made it great. My daughter and I spoke on the phone but we do that several times a week anyway. She will be down here with my grandson for a week beginning July 1.
RevDocLove

Jun 19 @ 8:16PM  
I farted...several times
1bunny629

Jun 19 @ 10:46PM  
...I have chiggers.....
PinkToeNails

Jun 19 @ 11:01PM  
Clear fingernail polish bunny!!! LOL Those things are awful!

I did my duty.. I called my Dad......................did not wish my step dad a happy fathers day......he really does deserve a farters day wish instead....LOL But we won't go there!!

I hope all the good Dads out there had a great day with their kids!!
Wordsofwit

Jun 19 @ 11:15PM  
...I have chiggers.....

Put some bleach into some bath water and have a long soak, it works
onehornytoad69

Jun 19 @ 11:59PM  
.I have chiggers.
C'mere and I'll take care of that!!!
Have you been in the Bushes?

Plz don't scratch!!! Let me......
Thanks Pink!!!
Bleach is some strong stuff WoW...How much does a person add to how much water?
Thanks everyone for the Comments!!!
Wordsofwit

Jun 20 @ 12:11AM  
Bleach is some strong stuff WoW...How much does a person add to how much water?

About eight ounces as I recall and you don't fill the bath tub up very much, just enough to cover your legs.
onehornytoad69

Jun 20 @ 12:27AM  
Thx WoW!!!
flavorbuster

Jun 20 @ 1:18AM  
Farters day to chiggers .... .... Well put on them best coveralls & fart away it just might drive them chiggers away.
1bunny629

Jun 20 @ 9:20AM  
Yeah...that's what I am going to do...sit in bleach and expose my noonie to that poison...NOT!...anywhoo...Chiggers don't burrow! That is "an old wives tale". They itch because of the siliva they leave from suck your blood. Just like misquitoes...or something like that. Believe me...I have googled. I think we went thru this last year.
I have alot of yard and just went out to pull weeds and vines and they saw a meal coming and attacked!...so...the bleach and the fingernail polish are "old wives tale fixes too"!
RevDocLove

Jun 20 @ 10:04AM  

Ehow.com

1
Keep the chigger bitten area of your body clean by washing it with water and soap frequently.

2
Avoid scratching of the affected area your skin with nails. Such rubbing can further damage your skin. Note that the itching and redness from chigger bites can last up to two weeks.

3
Apply creams containing hydrocortisone, antihistamine or calamine lotion to reduce itching.

4
Use anti-lice shampoo on the affected area and leave it overnight.

5
Fill a tub with colloidal oatmeal and soak the affected skin in it. Alternatively, soak a cloth in this solution and apply it on the chigger bitten area of your body.

6
Smear petroleum jelly over chigger bites. You may get varying degree of success with this treatment.

7
Consult your physician in case the itching and redness does not disappear.
hog77297

Jun 20 @ 1:52PM  
Damn and I've been useing nail polish for 60 years. It seened to work for me!
Lisa46

Jun 20 @ 3:00PM  
Hog I'm with you, we've always put on clear nail polish and it smothers it. Also works with mosquito bites

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Happy "Farters" Day.............!