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She Married An Arab!

posted 6/19/2011 8:39:57 AM |
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A beautiful young Jewish girl comes home and says, "Ma, I got married."
Her mother says, "Oy, that's great."

She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab."

Her mother says, "Oy, that's not so great."

She says, "But, Ma, he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives."

Six months later, she walks in the beautiful new house she bought for her parents and says, "Ma, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is boff me in my ass. Day and night, that's all he'll do is bang me in my ass. When I got married, my asshole was the size of a dime...now it's the size of a silver dollar."

Her mother says, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble?"
Oi Vey!!!



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pinklipstick2

Jun 19 @ 9:24AM  
StraddleMyNose

Jun 19 @ 9:56AM  
lol....That's was pretty funny...
somnium

Jun 19 @ 11:39AM  
She's lucky... there are large ½ Lb silver coins for sale!


everyonesvalentine

Jun 19 @ 1:40PM  
i married 40 chinese women, they are more jewish than eye..soy vay veri veri
teri yaki sauce bizzzenss..one sip and you are gone forever...under their power...
sugarnspice005

Jun 19 @ 10:01PM  
hog77297

Jun 20 @ 1:56PM  
KnightsSearch

Jun 23 @ 6:58PM  
Damn good joke still laughing my ass off
thanks for sharing

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She Married An Arab!