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posted 6/18/2011 9:11:30 AM |
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging
two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the
bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell
out onto the sidewalk.

The policeman noticed this and stopped her, and said,
"Madam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better
go back and see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you
get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady.
"You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
Then I thought, "Why not make the best of it? So, now,
I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with
my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence,
I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
"OK., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

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everyonesvalentine

Jun 18 @ 9:17AM  
good one...operation snip snip snip...LOL...rite on..carry scissors at all times..
poking around..?? LOL..discipling the 'delinquents'...
1bunny629

Jun 18 @ 10:29AM  
sugarnspice005

Jun 18 @ 8:51PM  
Bet those cheepo's wished they had paid!!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jun 18 @ 10:42PM  
Good one, Doc!

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