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THE PREGNANT BRUNETTE

posted 6/15/2011 11:40:45 AM |
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The brunette had been married about a year. One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.

"Why are we so happy?" he asked.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

"Great" he said, "tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down "I'm pregnant!" she gasped.

The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while. He grabbed her, and kissed her
"Wow, that is wonderful," "I couldn't be happier!"

Then she said, "Oh, honey there's more."

"What do you mean more?", he asked.

"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant "How do you that," he asked.

"It was easy," she said."I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit."
"Both tests came out positive!"

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Wordsofwit

Jun 15 @ 12:41PM  
BLONDE REVENGE

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache.
hog77297

Jun 15 @ 12:48PM  
Funny guy
Molly

Jun 15 @ 3:52PM  
That was good shyguy, the other guys jokes are old
Wordsofwit

Jun 15 @ 4:39PM  
the other guys jokes are old

Yep, old enough for you take them to a bar and buy them a cocktail
RevDocLove

Jun 15 @ 5:20PM  
Yep, old enough for you take them to a bar and buy them a cocktail

Great comeback for our most prolific troll
DangerousCurves999

Jun 16 @ 4:34AM  
What do you get when the Blonde dyes her hair Brunette?


Artificial Intelligence. I swear this joke is really about a blonde.
max49

Jun 16 @ 10:23AM  

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