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  hog77297

New Living Will

I, __Hog77________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/ doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine ______ Margarita ______ Martini ______ Cold Beer ______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy ______

Mexican food ______ French fries ______ Pizza ______ Bowl of ice cream ______ a cup of coffee ______ Chocolate ______ Sex_______,

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Signed Hog77

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Wordsofwit

Jun 13 @ 6:51PM  
Makes sense to me
sugarnspice005

Jun 13 @ 7:17PM  
Ya know...you should put a little clause in there that if you don't respond to a really hot, sexy, woman whispering in your ear..then it's time to pull the plug.
Wordsofwit

Jun 13 @ 7:23PM  
Ya know...you should put a little clause in there that if you don't respond to a really hot, sexy, woman whispering in your ear..then it's time to pull the plug.

I was thinking more along the lines of fellatio
onehornytoad69

Jun 13 @ 11:28PM  
Cute..and to the Point!!!
If only I could have
Ya know...you should put a little clause in there that if you don't respond to a really hot, sexy, woman whispering in your ear..then it's time to pull the plug.
I could RIP!!!(well...maybe rest with a piece )
tassie1

Jun 14 @ 6:08AM  
oh ok, being the great mate i am, if you don't respond for the request for the cold beer be a shame to see it get warm
RevDocLove

Jun 14 @ 2:16PM  
All sounds reasonable to me
tassie1

Jun 14 @ 5:15PM  
psst, Doc.. notice he didn't leave his bestest two mates anything in his will * cough !,tight-ass
hog77297

Jun 15 @ 12:07AM  
Ok Tassie you want the bill for the new hemi for my truck or the bill for the tranny overhaul and new clutches for the bike. I'll be glad to leave you one are both!

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