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Birthday Wish

posted 6/9/2011 4:26:39 PM |
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Last week Miss Smith checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled bum...

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?..." Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I saw your ad in the yellow pages and understand you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything. I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to dial “9” for an outside line Miss Smith."

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Jun 9 @ 4:58PM  
damn those phones

Jun 9 @ 10:09PM  
whoopsie!!!!!!!! Bet she turned red!!!

Jun 9 @ 10:26PM  
Not bad Rev

Jun 9 @ 10:55PM  
Playing it off works too huh? Well, if you think it can!

Jun 10 @ 7:13AM  
Don't you hate when that happens?

Jun 10 @ 8:15AM  

Jun 10 @ 12:38PM  

Jun 10 @ 10:26PM  

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