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Bowling Balls and Deputy Bubba - Joke

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This is an American adaptation of a tassie joke. It a got tremendous response at my group's gathering last year,It is the first and only fresh and funny joke that I have heard in a couple of years. I modified it for Americans.

A man in south Florida inherited a lot of money when his father died. He loved bowling and always wanted to own his own bowling alley. He figured out that there was a local market for his venture and proceeded to build it.

As it was nearing completion, he realized that he had everything in place for his grand opening except for the house supply of bowling balls. He called a supplier who could provide the balls in time on a hot shot truck run. Time was of the essence.

As the truck was making its way, the driver saw two black men by the side of road, waving. He stopped. They explained that their vehicle had ran out of gas and wanted a lift to the next town. The driver said, "Company rules forbid any passengers in the cab, but you can hop on into the trailer." The men agreed.

Behind schedule, the driver ramped it up and was caught speeding on radar by a rural deputy sheriff. The deputy called it in and was told to find some violation to impound the truck to ensure the fine was paid.

The deputy checked the log and all other relative aspects, then asked to see the load. When the doors of the trailer were opened he saw the two black guys and bowling bowls.

He called into the sheriff, "I let the truck go because it was loaded with negro eggs and two of them had already hatched."

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xquseme

Jun 7 @ 8:34PM  
*Quietly tiptoes by, not making a sound...*
40DWM

Jun 7 @ 8:37PM  
Not only 1940's old.....but SO WRONG.
StraddleMyNose

Jun 7 @ 8:39PM  
*Shakes head* Bruce Bruce Bruce, didn't it occure to you that this joke may be offensive to some?

However, it was a little funny.
xquseme

Jun 7 @ 8:47PM  
In the same vein, here's an article from FOX 19, a local television broadcaster:

CINCINNATI, OH (FOX19) -

Northern Kentucky Attorney and radio personality Eric Deters has been fired from 700WLW.

Deters was a back up host for Bill "Willie" Cunningham, and also hosted his own show on the weekends.

In a statement, Deters said he didn't know why he wasn't going to be on the radio anymore, but speculated that it had to do with controversial comments he made in a video blog. In part of the video Deters said, "If you want to conquer an African nation, send white women and pot."

Deters says the comments are from one of his comedy acts. He says the comments are not reflective of his beliefs, and he has been forgiven by the NAACP.

"I will no longer be doing any weekend or back up hosting on 700 WLW radio," Deters said in the statement. "Backing up Willie has been a blast. I want to publicly thank Willie for being on the radio in the first place...I never planned it. I never expected it. It's been wonderful experience. Not doing it anymore is not the end of the world either.

"Radio has been a forum to express my views and tell stories," he continued. "Who I am, what I am, all the hard work, education, study, living life, family, reading, writing, my cases and business all derives from nothing doing with radio. Not being on radio doesn't change any of that. Radio has simply been a forum."

FOX19 has left a message with 700WLW's general manager's office.

To read Deters' full statement, CLICK HERE.

Copyright 2011 FOX19. All Rights Reserved.
tassie1

Jun 8 @ 6:54AM  
i coulda told you it wouldn't have went down well in America ...completly differant outlook on local ppl.

bit like how new zealanders don't like all them sheep jokes
RevBones

Jun 8 @ 10:37AM  

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