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posted 6/7/2011 7:29:17 AM |
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out:

"Watch that fucking wall!"!!!!!!

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Jun 7 @ 11:47AM  

Jun 7 @ 6:16PM  

Jun 7 @ 6:17PM  
Didn't you or a couple of other people post this, this year? Yeah, I think so.

Jun 7 @ 6:22PM  
Didn't you or a couple of other people post this, this year?
Never heard this one before, Bruce. I think it was funny!

Jun 7 @ 8:28PM  
First time I saw it too.

Jun 7 @ 9:40PM  
New to me and funny!

Jun 9 @ 10:31PM  
Not bad

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