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posted 6/6/2011 4:24:51 PM |
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Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on,
I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40,
I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

"By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend
it in half with just one hand."

"So", says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"Well", says the first, "I'm just wondering how
much stronger I'm gonna get!"

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Jun 6 @ 7:40PM  
Gets any stronger he may be in trouble.

Jun 6 @ 10:07PM  
Is your bonner already bent

Jun 6 @ 10:14PM  

Jun 6 @ 10:20PM  

Jun 7 @ 12:19AM  
My boner has been banana shaped since birth & gets good grades. Sometimes I have to attach a sturdy string to it & shoot arrows at bitches to keep them off of me.

Jun 7 @ 7:53AM  
Thank y'all

Jun 7 @ 9:45PM  
Damn doc I think mine needs splints!

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