New Joke About Old Jokes posted 6/6/2011 1:14:34 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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Five old jokes met up at bar for some drinks after being posted on AMD. They agreed that whatever joke was the oldest got his drinks bought by the others.

The first joke said, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was the governor of California."

The second joke chimed in, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was the president of the Screen Actors Guild."

The third joke piped up, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was on the set of Bedtime for Bonzo."

The fourth joke calmly added, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was on the set of Knute Rockne All American."

The last joke smiled and calmly stated, "I've got you all beat. I'm so old that everybody on AMD has heard me." He drank free the rest of the night

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