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posted 6/6/2011 1:14:34 PM |
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Five old jokes met up at bar for some drinks after being posted on AMD. They agreed that whatever joke was the oldest got his drinks bought by the others.

The first joke said, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was the governor of California."

The second joke chimed in, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was the president of the Screen Actors Guild."

The third joke piped up, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was on the set of Bedtime for Bonzo."

The fourth joke calmly added, "I'm so old that President Reagan told me when he was on the set of Knute Rockne All American."

The last joke smiled and calmly stated, "I've got you all beat. I'm so old that everybody on AMD has heard me." He drank free the rest of the night

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1bunny629

Jun 6 @ 1:46PM  
...I am so old my second life decided to give up and give to another....
sugarnspice005

Jun 6 @ 4:21PM  
Wait..I'm not sure I heard that last one just yet......................

Oh? Is that it?

Ok, yup, I've heard that last one before.

Wordsofwit

Jun 6 @ 4:44PM  
Ok, yup, I've heard that last one before.

Okay, where, I just made the damed thing up today and posted on MD also
sugarnspice005

Jun 6 @ 4:51PM  
Okay, where, I just made the damed thing up today and posted on MD also

40DWM

Jun 6 @ 5:17PM  
I thought it went....
"I've got you all beat. I'm so old that WoW , made me up"

(ie: OLDER than Ronnie in Knute)
RevBones

Jun 6 @ 10:14PM  

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