The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.
“After all, dear," she said, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."
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