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Farting Dixie! posted 6/2/2011 4:45:21 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   RevDocLove This homeless guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a whiskey." The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first." "I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!" The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees. The homeless guy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up on stage and the audience starts applauding. Then he drops his pants and the audience starts cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves. The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!" The guy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat before he sang!"eeeew! Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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RevBones	Jun 2 @ 6:50PM
	Good one, never heard it before
Wordsofwit	Jun 2 @ 7:30PM
	Ito ay tumbalik na ang isa lamang na makita na nakakatawa ay marahil sa titi buntot
RevBones	Jun 2 @ 8:22PM
	ya Anda begitu benar, ia adalah orang yang sangat jelek dan lemak
sugarnspice005	Jun 2 @ 8:39PM
	Yuk!!!! Still funny though.
pinklipstick2	Jun 2 @ 9:21PM
	that was bit nasty but funny
PinkToeNails	Jun 2 @ 9:49PM
	Oh my!!!
PinkToeNails	Jun 2 @ 9:51PM
	New Rev in the house..............holla!
samclaunts	Jun 2 @ 10:57PM
	very good
RevDocLove	Jun 2 @ 11:00PM
	Indonesian translation..Yes you are so right, he is a very ugly and fat (ya Anda begitu benar, ia adalah orang yang sangat jelek dan lemak) To Bruce's It is ironic that the only one to see that comic is probably the cock tail Kwa nini wewe si guys kujaribu lugha ngumu zaidi?
RevBones	Jun 2 @ 11:21PM
	copmplex tidak sama sekali
justme4u	Jun 3 @ 5:53AM
RevDocLove	Jun 3 @ 10:28AM
	copmplex tidak sama sekali Not at all what ???
Wordsofwit	Jun 4 @ 12:17AM
	I wondered why my translation attempts failed copmplex tidak sama sekali It wasn't in Tagalog, but Indonesian, "complex not at all." Bugs sums it up!
PinkToeNails	Jun 4 @ 12:25AM
	awww Bruce..... now you're just starting shit....
Wordsofwit	Jun 4 @ 12:54AM
	awww Bruce..... now you're just starting shit.... No, my dear, just continuing it, easily amused, bored, and every good boy deserves favor
RevDocLove	Jun 4 @ 9:45AM
	We're just havin' a little fun with a wannabe sexual intellectual