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posted 6/2/2011 4:45:21 PM |
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This homeless guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a whiskey."

The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money first."

"I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!"

The bartender had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.

The homeless guy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up on stage and the audience starts applauding. Then he drops his pants and the audience starts cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted and leaves.

The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!"

The guy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat before he sang!"eeeew!

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Jun 2 @ 6:50PM  
Good one, never heard it before

Jun 2 @ 7:30PM  
Ito ay tumbalik na ang isa lamang na makita na nakakatawa ay marahil sa titi buntot

Jun 2 @ 8:22PM  
ya Anda begitu benar, ia adalah orang yang sangat jelek dan lemak

Jun 2 @ 8:39PM  

Still funny though.

Jun 2 @ 9:21PM  
that was bit nasty but funny

Jun 2 @ 9:49PM  
Oh my!!!


Jun 2 @ 9:51PM  
New Rev in the house..............holla!


Jun 2 @ 10:57PM  
very good

Jun 2 @ 11:00PM  
Indonesian translation..Yes you are so right, he is a very ugly and fat (ya Anda begitu benar, ia adalah orang yang sangat jelek dan lemak)
To Bruce's It is ironic that the only one to see that comic is probably the cock tail

Kwa nini wewe si guys kujaribu lugha ngumu zaidi?


Jun 2 @ 11:21PM  
copmplex tidak sama sekali

Jun 3 @ 5:53AM  

Jun 3 @ 10:28AM  
copmplex tidak sama sekali

Not at all what ???

Jun 4 @ 12:17AM  
I wondered why my translation attempts failed
copmplex tidak sama sekali
It wasn't in Tagalog, but Indonesian, "complex not at all."

Bugs sums it up!

Jun 4 @ 12:25AM  
awww Bruce..... now you're just starting shit....


Jun 4 @ 12:54AM  
awww Bruce..... now you're just starting shit....

No, my dear, just continuing it, easily amused, bored, and every good boy deserves favor

Jun 4 @ 9:45AM  
We're just havin' a little fun with a wannabe sexual intellectual

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