Camilla had come to see Dr. Hardy, one of the better-known Freudian shrinks in town.
When the shrink began using sexual terms, she interrupted, "Wait, what is a phallic symbol?"
"A phallic symbol," explained Hardy, "represents the phallus."
"What's a phallus?" asked Camilla.
"Well," said the analyst, "the best way to explain it is to show you."
He stood up, unzipped his fly and took out his pecker.
"This is a phallus."
"Oh," said the girl. "It's like a prick, only smaller."
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