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A Drink For A Douche Bag!

posted 5/27/2011 11:22:35 AM |
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A drunk man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits for the bartender to mix his cocktail, he notices a woman alone at the end of the bar. When his drink comes, he says, "Hey b-b-b-artender. Give that douche bag at the end of the bar a drink for me."

The bartender tells the drunk to keep his voice down, but the drunk is belligerent. "Give that douche bag at a drink, dammit!" he shouts.

The bartender becomes angry. "Sir, I will not permit you to sit here and call the lady names!"

The drunk persists. "For the last time, bartender, bring me my drink and give that douche bag down there a drink, too!"

Attempting to quell the growing disturbance, the bartender approaches the woman and apologizes for the behavior of the drunk. "The gentleman insists upon buying you a drink, ma'am. What can I get for you?"

The woman replies, "Oh, I'll have a vinegar and water, please!"

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May 27 @ 12:20PM  
I hadn't heard that one.

May 27 @ 6:46PM  

Jun 1 @ 12:57PM  

Jun 2 @ 9:25PM  
Back in the day when I was a bartender, there was this one watering hole I managed that catered to a mostly older 'senior' crowd. The first time I heard this joke I immediately thought of this little old lady that came in nearly every afternoon and would primly perch upon a barstool at the far end of the bar and always puckered her lips up when she ordered a beer! After that, every time she came in I had to look away, cos if I looked her in the face I swear I would have burst out laughing!
Thanks for the funny memory!

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