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UPDATE: U.S. Navy defeats Disney for right to make money off of SEAL Team 6

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by Sean O'Neal May 25, 2011

Dedicated to stopping tyranny wherever it may find it, the U.S. Navy has stepped up to challenge Disney’s attempts to trademark “SEAL Team 6,” whom Disney hopes to honor for killing Osama Bin Laden by emblazoning their name across some shit it can sell. The Navy reportedly filed two trademark applications of its own (one for Team 6, another for “Navy SEAL”—which could complicate Charlie Sheen's chances of making a sequel to this) some 10 days after the elite squad of opportunists at Disney swooped in, although at this point neither application has been reviewed. Still, in the ensuing battle for the rights to profit off the ensuing patriotism, we’d bet on the ones with the guns. And the battleships, in case Disney also has guns.

UPDATE: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Disney has now withdrawn its trademark application "out of deference to the Navy" and everyone who said bad stuff about them on Twitter.

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May 26 @ 7:57AM  
I wonder how much cooperation the US Navy would have given Disney if they succeeded in getting the trademark. I find it all rather disgusting myself.
sugarnspice005

May 26 @ 6:47PM  
I used to have a lot of respect for Disney, loved their shows growing up, hell, still like a couple of their shows and they have the 4th and final installment of Pirates of the Caribbean out (which I am going to see!), but, when I saw on the news a while back that they ran to trademark that "SEAL Team 6", I thought it "what a bunch of a jerks!". If anything, that title rightfully belongs to the Navy and the team itself, not some entertainment industry mogul.
RevDocLove

May 27 @ 9:32AM  
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