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posted 5/25/2011 12:42:41 PM |
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One lazy Sunday morning an old couple were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

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RevDocLove

May 25 @ 12:54PM  
OOPS !!!
sugarnspice005

May 25 @ 8:19PM  
Ouch!!!!
tassie1

May 26 @ 5:23AM  
now thats worth a greenie

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