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Horoscopes For The Week Of May 23rd

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Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
Sometimes words are simply not enough to express how someone is feeling, which is why people keep insisting on defecating on your doorstep.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
Your quest to become the World's Greatest Lover will be derailed as you continue only meeting people who think you'd be a really great parent.

Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
Your old solution isn't going to work on your new problem. Try drinking twice as much of it.

Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
You've often said you'd like a word with whoever is responsible for all the bullshit, leaving you conflicted when you're promoted to manager of all the bullshit.

Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22
It will be nothing short of inspiring to see how quickly the community mobilizes once your profile goes up on the dating sites.

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
You'll narrowly avoid an unlikely set of circumstances that almost sees you married to a horse, but you'll still be joined in matrimony to the two guys who were in the horse suit.

Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
Although you'll admit you enjoy the new Doctor Who, you resent being referred to as "the kind of person who likes the new Doctor Who."

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21
The attention will be nice and all, but until Thursday you'll have no idea there is a world record for Amount of Crap Put Up with in a Lifetime.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
Your inability to be spontaneous is well known, which will leave people struggling to put a name to what happens when you combust without warning next Wednesday.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
This is an excellent time for romance in the workplace, leaving you wishing you hadn't signed that pesky form saying you wouldn't have any.

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
You'll experience a sense of bone-deep certainty that you have not lived in vain now that "lying down on top of things" has actually become a fad.

Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
You'll build a better mousetrap, all right, but your mousetrap will be so terrifyingly good that people will avoid beating a path to your door for the sake of their own mortal souls

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shyguy140

May 25 @ 12:39PM  
sugarnspice005

May 25 @ 12:41PM  
Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
Although you'll admit you enjoy the new Doctor Who, you resent being referred to as "the kind of person who likes the new Doctor Who."

wtf is "Dr. Who"? Seriously, I've never heard of it.

Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
You'll build a better mousetrap, all right, but your mousetrap will be so terrifyingly good that people will avoid beating a path to your door for the sake of their own mortal souls

That would be one helluva a mousetrap!
RevDocLove

May 25 @ 12:59PM  
I didn't know for sure eithe

Doctor Who is a British science fiction television programme produced by the BBC . The programme depicts the adventures of a mysterious and eccentric alien
pinklipstick2

May 25 @ 2:32PM  
what ? no sy fy buffs what is this world coming to.
Wordsofwit

May 25 @ 2:41PM  
I checked my slut scope and no whores on the horizon

Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
Although you'll admit you enjoy the new Doctor Who, you resent being referred to as "the kind of person who likes the new Doctor Who."

wtf is "Dr. Who"? Seriously, I've never heard of it.

The joke is kind showing it's age. It was a British TV show and was on PBS in the US until late in the last century.
RJ53

May 25 @ 3:58PM  
Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
Although you'll admit you enjoy the new Doctor Who, you resent being referred to as "the kind of person who likes the new Doctor Who."

Yeah I hate labels
RevDocLove

May 25 @ 4:27PM  
An official BBC One series 6 trailer An official BBCA series 6 trailer Series 6 of Doctor Who, sometimes known as Season 32 to avoid confusion with Season 6, is currently airing on BBC One through Spring and later again in Autumn 2011. DWM 419 confirmed that it had been commissioned by the BBC, and producer Piers Wenger also announced the same at the BBC Press Launch for series five in March 2010[1].

Filming started in July 2010. This series was preceded by a 2010 Christmas Special, written by Steven Moffat. The series is split into two sections, with the first episode, The Impossible Astronaut airing on 23rd April 2011. It will then stop after the seventh episode, A Good Man Goes To War is aired. The series will pick up from episode eight in the Autumn, and run through to the finale, episode thirteen. Short prequels were released on the official site to publicise the series.[2]

somnium

May 25 @ 5:05PM  
Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
Your quest to become the World's Greatest Lover will be derailed as you continue only meeting people who think you'd be a really great parent.

Maybe the World's Greatest Lover in my next life then???


40DWM

May 25 @ 8:14PM  
Buncha' FIBBERS..... I KNOW you are waiting on the new Dr. to come out...
Like you don't watch Monty Python re-runs......
sugarnspice005

May 25 @ 8:21PM  
Like you don't watch Monty Python re-runs

I admit to watching Monty Python re-runs.
RevDocLove

May 26 @ 7:18AM  
Get a free online subscription to HULU and Crackle..They have movies and tv shows For MP, Three Stooges, and more..
Wordsofwit

May 26 @ 10:05PM  
I admit to watching Monty Python re-runs.

So do I, and Fawlty Towers also

Get a free online subscription to HULU and Crackle..They have movies and tv shows For MP, Three Stooges, and more

In this blog a lot of people submitted links to view videos gratis.

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