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Rapture didn't happen yesterday. End of the world didn't happen yesterday.

Which means today...................................................

I have to go to work!

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May 22 @ 10:27AM  
The best joke I heard about yesterday being another day:

Rapture was postponed as Jesus will be a surprise guest on the final Oprah.

Honorable mention:

There is a movie being made about May 21st entitled Apocalypse No.

May 22 @ 10:31AM  
Yes its a normal day. Anyone hear anything about why it didn't happen from him and his followers ?

May 22 @ 11:35AM  
Well... you could have called in and said you feel safer staying home until the day is over one way or the other!

I'm SURE they would have understood!


May 22 @ 12:16PM  
Guess this was just a dry run for when the end does not come in 2012. You know I think humans would be better off just trying to live their lives than trying to predict when it is going to end. If they worked harder at trying to make this world a better place to live maybe they would not be in such a hurry to leave.

Anyone think they will be too embarassed to knock on doors for a few weeks?

May 22 @ 12:47PM  
Yeah I had to do yard work yesterday and finish today. Then pay the bills. Darn if I was gonna die I wanted to at least leave this earth with a little money in the bank

May 22 @ 2:17PM  
I am with RJ. I had no idea that life on earth was to end yesterday. Who announced it??? I do know I broke a mirror Tuesday night when I got home from work and hadn't had great luck since. I though maybe if the earth as we know it vanished then I wouldn't have to spend 7 years wondering what was going to be my bad luck next.....but, here we is raining again!

May 22 @ 3:39PM  
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — The hour of the apocalypse came quietly and went the same way — leaving those who believed that Saturday evening would mark the world's end confused, or more faithful, or just philosophical.

Believers had spent months warning the world of the pending cataclysm. Some had given away earthly belongings. Others took long journeys to be with loved ones. And there were those who drained their savings accounts.

All were responding to the May 21 doomsday message by Harold Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer who has built a multi-million-dollar Christian media empire that publicizes his apocalyptic prediction.

"I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believe in God," said Keith Bauer — who hopped in his minivan in Maryland and drove his family 3,000 miles to California for the Rapture.

He started his day in the bright morning sun outside the gated Camping's Oakland headquarters of Family Radio International.

"I was hoping for it because I think heaven would be a lot better than this earth," said Bauer, a tractor-trailer driver who began the voyage west last week, figuring that if he "worked last week, I wouldn't have gotten paid anyway, if the Rapture did happen." Common sense

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May 22 @ 11:41PM  
Live life to the fullest

May 23 @ 6:45AM  
how pissed must them ppl feel that drove 3000 miles for nothing.

May 23 @ 3:29PM  
You mean this really isn't hell?

May 23 @ 4:18PM  
IMHO, this is a wonderful world, with or without people. I see the majesty of the clouds, the mosaic the sun puts through my trees on the sidewalk, the dominance when the sea and nature is rising. It is all good, even beauty in the destruction. The awesome power should serve to center and humble us.

This is not to insult or diminish the anguish of the people in Joplin or any others. It is expressed as homage to the earth. Yes, there is destruction within nature along with balance. There is beauty in all of the elements if one should choose to see what is shown from the big picture.

May 24 @ 12:19AM  
Ya Bruce, you go tell those foke how beautiful Sunday was!
That was kind of out of place and surely not the time for this comment! JMHO

May 24 @ 2:31AM  
Prophet of rapture amends prediction to October 21.

May 27 @ 9:34AM  
Yup,and the Hawks still rock!.....

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