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posted 5/22/2011 8:02:17 AM |
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The Sperm Donor!

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and have an I.Q. of 165. I'd like to make a donation."
The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room.

20 minutes later, the man hasn't come out. The nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?"

"I'm so embarrassed. I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"

The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."

She gets on her knees and begins to blow him.

"I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"


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pinklipstick2

May 22 @ 8:18AM  
sugarnspice005

May 22 @ 9:21AM  
Wordsofwit

May 22 @ 9:53AM  
The best joke I heard about yesterday being another day:

Rapture was postponed as Jesus will be a surprise guest on the final Oprah.
Wordsofwit

May 22 @ 9:57AM  
Honorable mention:

There is a move being made about May 21st entitled Apocalypse No.
somnium

May 22 @ 11:28AM  
Hmmm... does give me an idea for my local sperm bank!

RevDocLove

May 22 @ 12:24PM  
Apocalypse No.

Did you hear about the Filipino version starring Pinoywood's
leading star, Pooky Lipsnow ????
flavorbuster

May 22 @ 5:01PM  
A DONOR NEEDS A BANK !!!

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