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posted 1/18/2007 12:37:50 PM |
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  geena

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" .

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Mymastersslave

Jan 18 @ 12:42PM  
I like that!!!
man4funf

Jan 18 @ 12:59PM  
hmm...Whats so funny, I dont get it?.....OHHHH...i get it now, there arent any irons on the plane!!! good one lol
Looking4ever

Jan 18 @ 1:07PM  
Scary. I actually enjoy ironing...
devilnangel2

Jan 18 @ 1:28PM  

"hmm...Whats so funny, I dont get it?.....OHHHH...i get it now, there arent any irons on the plane!!! good one lol"

actually the joke ISN'T in the iron not being on the plane... it's a joke about the woman's place. like barefoot and pregnant? have my paper on my chair, slippers at the door and dinner ready when i get home kind of thing. and i hate explaining jokes, it kills me. and the joke.
cabl_guy

Jan 18 @ 1:31PM  
Looking4ever

Jan 18 @ 2:00PM  
Devilnangel...I do believe that man4funf's comment was meant as sarcasm...
geena

Jan 18 @ 2:04PM  
it is. . . but I got him on that too
geena

Jan 18 @ 2:06PM  
cable guy, settle down, you'll get gas
NightOfOld

Jan 18 @ 2:29PM  

Very good geena.

I like it
man4funf

Jan 18 @ 2:30PM  
very good of you Looking4now...sorry devil, didnt wanna ruin the joke.
Dominus

Jan 18 @ 2:33PM  
Hmmm...I'm just perpetually infuriating...it seems to make them feel like a woman. But then, how would I know?
DiscreetDreams

Jan 18 @ 2:33PM  
Very Funny
Reminds me of something I heard....a man said "If I was on a plane that was going down I'd have sex with the woman next to me...just for one last time." His friend replied, "Me too. I just hope that woman is attracted to me crapping and pissing myself"
geena

Jan 18 @ 2:50PM  
that's a killer one for me discreet
openmindedguy71

Jan 18 @ 3:44PM  
Geen and discreet that is funny
StraddleMyNose

May 18 @ 3:22AM  


Good one, Geena!

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