As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"  .
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Mymastersslave
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Jan 18 @ 12:42PM
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I like that!!!
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man4funf
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Jan 18 @ 12:59PM
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hmm...Whats so funny, I dont get it?.....OHHHH...i get it now, there arent any irons on the plane!!! good one lol
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Looking4ever
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Jan 18 @ 1:07PM
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Scary. I actually enjoy ironing...
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devilnangel2
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Jan 18 @ 1:28PM
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"hmm...Whats so funny, I dont get it?.....OHHHH...i get it now, there arent any irons on the plane!!! good one lol"
actually the joke ISN'T in the iron not being on the plane... it's a joke about the woman's place. like barefoot and pregnant? have my paper on my chair, slippers at the door and dinner ready when i get home kind of thing. and i hate explaining jokes, it kills me. and the joke.
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cabl_guy
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Jan 18 @ 1:31PM
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Looking4ever
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Jan 18 @ 2:00PM
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Devilnangel...I do believe that man4funf's comment was meant as sarcasm...
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geena
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Jan 18 @ 2:04PM
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it is. . . but I got him on that too  
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geena
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Jan 18 @ 2:06PM
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cable guy, settle down, you'll get gas
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NightOfOld
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Jan 18 @ 2:29PM
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Very good geena.
I like it 
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man4funf
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Jan 18 @ 2:30PM
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very good of you Looking4now...sorry devil, didnt wanna ruin the joke.
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Dominus
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Jan 18 @ 2:33PM
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Hmmm...I'm just perpetually infuriating...it seems to make them feel like a woman. But then, how would I know?
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DiscreetDreams
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Jan 18 @ 2:33PM
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Very Funny
Reminds me of something I heard....a man said "If I was on a plane that was going down I'd have sex with the woman next to me...just for one last time." His friend replied, "Me too. I just hope that woman is attracted to me crapping and pissing myself"
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geena
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Jan 18 @ 2:50PM
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that's a killer one for me discreet
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openmindedguy71
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Jan 18 @ 3:44PM
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Geen and discreet that is funny
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StraddleMyNose
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May 18 @ 3:22AM
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Good one, Geena!
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