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How Different Personalities Cope in the Men's Room

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Excitable
Shorts half twisted around and ripped; obviously can't find the hole

Sociable
Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

Cross-eyed
Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

Timid
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

Indifferent
If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink

Clever
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

Worried
Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

Frivolous
Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit other urinals

Absent Minded
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

Childish
Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

Tough
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it

Patient
Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry,
reads with other hand

Efficient
Waits until he has to crap, then does both

Drunk
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

Disgruntled
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

Conceited
Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat

Desperate
Waits in long line with teeth floating; ultimately pisses in pants

Sneak
Farts silently while pissing; acts very innocent


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May 15 @ 9:20AM  
The last one is the most fun.

If I have to use a stall and the last guy forgot to flush or left a floater, I like to strafe the turd and try to sink it When I was a kid my mom used to get really fried if she heard the sounds of a diving aircraft followed by machine gun fire coming from the bathroom

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