Excitable
Shorts half twisted around and ripped; obviously can't find the hole
Sociable
Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not
Cross-eyed
Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed
Timid
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later
Indifferent
If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink
Clever
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor
Worried
Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection
Frivolous
Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit other urinals
Absent Minded
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants
Childish
Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble
Tough
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it
Patient
Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry,
reads with other hand
Efficient
Waits until he has to crap, then does both
Drunk
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants
Disgruntled
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away
Conceited
Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat
Desperate
Waits in long line with teeth floating; ultimately pisses in pants
Sneak
Farts silently while pissing; acts very innocent 
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