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posted 5/12/2011 7:45:29 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Just got these in an email from my sister. Just a few little "kids say the darnedest things" and ending in a little "sermon".


What, you ask, is 'Butt Dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!

JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'



STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'


BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough...'

DJ (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'


CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'


MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'


TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'


JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

Kids say the darndest things...

The sermon I think this Mom will never forget...

This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without You, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles...


Smile everyone, it's almost the weekend. Wait! I have to work over the weekend! Damn!

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RevDocLove

May 12 @ 8:54PM  
Those were cuties
sawduster

May 12 @ 9:23PM  
i haven't been aroun d much lately, but these were worth stopping in for. thanks sugar.
40DWM

May 12 @ 11:21PM  
"butt dust"..... when guys as old as WoW and DWM fart, only dust comes out...
tassie1

May 13 @ 5:57AM  
somnium

May 13 @ 8:59AM  
Those were funny- especially the butt dust question!


Wordsofwit

May 13 @ 9:07AM  
"butt dust"..... when guys as old as WoW and DWM fart, only dust comes out...

Hmm, and all this time I just thought it was brown baby powder.
Wordsofwit

May 13 @ 9:13AM  
There was a funny joke on AMD that I had never heard before but I'll be damned if I can recall what year it was
RevDocLove

May 13 @ 9:14AM  
Happy Friday the 13th
shyguy140

May 13 @ 9:56AM  
Good ones
flavorbuster

May 13 @ 10:04AM  
You want a couple of grins ? There you go !!! >
flavorbuster

May 13 @ 12:38PM  
JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
Cute.

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