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The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big.

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.

The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.

The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?

The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.

The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going...

The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.

The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good.

The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.

The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

The All-State Penis: You're in good hands.

The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.

The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.

The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.

The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling.

The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.

The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on...

The Burger King Penis: Have it your way.

The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?

The Lay's Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.

The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!

The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less.

The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?

The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time.

The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis!

The Windows ME Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.

The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.

The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.

The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!

The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'.

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May 12 @ 1:03PM  

May 12 @ 6:10PM  

May 12 @ 7:28PM  
I choose ummm no let me have no think I like this better oh hell let me get back to you k?

May 13 @ 8:59AM  
Hmmmmm ?
Three women and no men ??? Kinda' makes one wonder if there are a lot of dickless men in Pervia

May 13 @ 2:12PM  
168 views..Looks like cockfail in one of his girly incarnations is looking

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