The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going...
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good.
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The All-State Penis: You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Lay's Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis!
The Windows ME Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'.
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