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posted 5/10/2011 7:34:39 PM |
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You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers
or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else(like Canada ! or Oklahoma!). They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way , no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

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sugarnspice005

May 10 @ 7:46PM  
Now I understand why Planet Ork sent Mork down here...it all makes sense now.

I've always like Robin Williams.
alloveryou385

May 10 @ 11:02PM  
Good job Hog....that "Plan" is only about 5-6 years old. Glad for the update.
Wordsofwit

May 10 @ 11:44PM  
I love Robin Williams, especially in the first half of Good Morning Viet Nam.

Good job Hog....that "Plan" is only about 5-6 years old. Glad for the update.
Actually, cocktail, it is about eight years old. But alas, Robin Williams never said it. It is just more BS floating around the Internet and into email inboxes that some people buy into

hog77297

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May 11 @ 10:26AM  
Well Cocktail and Bruce I don't care how old it is are who said it! I think it was a good plan then and still is today!
I'd also bet that most of us here never saw it before.
Wordsofwit

May 11 @ 4:38PM  
I don't care how old it is are who said it! I think it was a good plan then and still is today!

Fine, then put it out, but don't include Robin Williams in it. Nobody appreciates words being put in their mouth that they never said. Check your sources

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