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The Sunday School teacher was giving the usual discourse about heaven and hell to her class. Average age of the kids? Eleven years. (You know how that goes: Do the right thing, you go to Heaven. Do bad things, you go to Hell.)

The teacher wanted to know how much, if anything, her class had learned, so, at the end of her presentation, she asked: "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS GO WHENEVER THEY DO BAD THINGS?"

The hands shot up. She pointed to one girl: "Yes, Daphne?"

The kid answered, "Behind Mr. Fogarty's old barn."

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RevDocLove

May 8 @ 12:55PM  
Thank you for all the views Cathy sweetie
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