The Sunday School teacher was giving the usual discourse about heaven and hell to her class. Average age of the kids? Eleven years. (You know how that goes: Do the right thing, you go to Heaven. Do bad things, you go to Hell.)
The teacher wanted to know how much, if anything, her class had learned, so, at the end of her presentation, she asked: "CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS GO WHENEVER THEY DO BAD THINGS?"
The hands shot up. She pointed to one girl: "Yes, Daphne?"
The kid answered, "Behind Mr. Fogarty's old barn." 
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The difference between a woman's G spot and a golf ball. A man will look for 30 minutes for a golf ball.  
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