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What is Celibacy?

posted 5/7/2011 1:27:03 PM |
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy...

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May 7 @ 7:03PM  
What? You mean to say she didn't use Gold Medal-All-Purpose?

May 7 @ 8:17PM  
Hey....I'm with Walter on this one.....

May 8 @ 6:10AM  
i'm sure it was self raising

May 8 @ 8:22AM  
Awww!!!! Isn't that sweet of "cath-honey",??
He/she/it the gender bender liked my blog so well that the views are greatly exaggerated
Does that mean I still get my blowjob when I come up to Berlin to visit ???

May 11 @ 4:23PM  
I believe walter missed the boat on that one but than again at one time or the other we all have missed the boat LOL

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