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posted 5/5/2011 8:36:45 PM |
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1) An elderly woman died last month. Having never married , she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

2) A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

3) A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'

4) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

5) At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings..Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam 's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ' Johnny , what is the matter?' Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'

6) Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?' The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.'

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing! Take heed and pass these along to people who need a laugh. I thought you would enjoy this....times are tough right now...for all of we need something to make the day a happy place. "They" haven't found a way to tax you for laughing yet.

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May 5 @ 9:06PM  
Those were good Rev!

May 5 @ 9:14PM  
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

Please stop copy/pasting the hype and let the jokes stand on their own If it is funny. I'll, other people will acknowledge you. I don't laugh at anything and everything. But I do appreciate and acknowledge a grin and giggle. I enjoy a good laugh every day and find many, but the AMD jokes rarely provide one.

May 5 @ 11:09PM  
Good one Rev! I loved reading it!

bruce...........give it a rest already... and again!

May 6 @ 3:34AM  

May 6 @ 5:39AM  
the more ppl bitch the more i post .

May 6 @ 8:00AM  
Let me propose a deal Bruce..
I'll post what I deem is relevant to whatever the subject is, and you can do the same.. There is no need to be a negative asshole about things you don't approve of...I don't allow negativity in any part of my life..Just sayin'
I hate to be the one bearing the bad news, but it seems your opinion isn't
really necessary for the survival of AMD

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