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posted 4/30/2011 6:29:45 PM |
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An Eskimo woman was on her way to the liquor store when she flagged down a young trucker. Now the Eskimo woman was missing her front teeth so she talked with a lisp, like disch (this).

So, when the young trucker stopped to see what she wanted, she yelled up to him, "Hey, hanshum, I gib you a Blow Job if you gib me a ride to da liquor shtore?"

Being the horny young trucker that he was, the tracker says, "Sure, hop in."

So the old lady proceeds to go down on the young trucker & after about 10 minutes, the guy is just about to get off when the Eskimo woman pops up & screams in his face, "YER PASSIONATE! OH MY GOD YER PASSIONATE!!!"

The trucker, thinking he had been paid a compliment, blushes deeply & says, "Why, thank you kindly, miss."

The Eskimo woman, by now jumping around & pointing back the way they had come screams,
"NO! NO! NO! YOU IDIOT, Da LIQUOR SCHTORE, YER PASSION IT!!!"

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tassie1

May 1 @ 5:02AM  
greenie
shyguy140

May 1 @ 6:24AM  
Good one
RevDocLove

May 1 @ 8:56AM  
I'd like to take this opportunity to say "THANKS" to the he/she/it
who lives on Grace for all of the nice views..
How does one get an occupation like that ????
somnium

May 1 @ 8:57AM  



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