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I GUESS WHEN I GET PASSED 50 I'LL FLY KITES WITH MY DICK !!!!

posted 4/29/2011 10:01:26 AM |
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Perhaps there is a worry that a big gust of wind will make that kite pull your wiener off like pulling a tooth the old fashioned way but Hell if you can't get none at that age at least that's one way of getting it up & getting attention. I don't think I'll have a problem with the late fifties droop cause pussy never gets old but a lady never lets on that it's a disappointment she just picks different wood not from a hardware store but from another man who can get it up. So this comes up .... Saying you really loved your man ladies & he petered out would you do that or would you settle for B.O.B & stay faithful ? ....... You lying fucking bitches !!!! You may stay with him at heart but if he aint sporting no wood you would make him wish he could because he knows you cant go without it & I'm not talking about no damned virgins cause you aint.

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Wordsofwit

Apr 29 @ 11:41AM  
Interesting tenor I know of one guy who said that he had outlived his dick
RevDocLove

Apr 29 @ 3:47PM  
Yep ...Willie Nelson and me, that's at least two of us..
ladybootscooter

Apr 29 @ 8:12PM  
I stayed with my ex husband for 13 years and we rarely had sex at all. He had alot of medical problems that made it difficult for him. When we split it had nothing to do with that at all, so yeah, if you love someone enough, you put up with it!
Linda318

Apr 29 @ 8:40PM  
I was married for 17years to a wonderful man. He also had Polycystic kidney disease and for the last 7 years of our marriage, we did not have sex. I never once thought about leaving because I loved him.
flavorbuster

Apr 30 @ 9:06AM  
Medical problems is one thing & understandable ... I was more on the fact in a natural way but that could also mean he isn't interested anymore.
sugarnspice005

Apr 30 @ 10:24AM  
So....when you get ready to fly that kite, ya gonna take a picture of it?

Ok, in all seriousness (wtf is serious anyway?) I would think it would depend on just how much in love a couple is as to whether the wife remains faithful to her husband once that happens.


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