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posted 4/28/2011 8:44:03 AM |
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IN PRISON.......
You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

AT WORK.......
You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......
You get three meals a day.

AT WORK........
You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......
You get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK........
You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON.......
A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK........
You must carry around a security card and
unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........
You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK.........
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......
You get your own toilet.

AT WORK........
You have to share.

IN PRISON.......
They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK........
You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK........
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......
You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK........
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......
There are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT WORK.......
They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON.......
You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.

AT WORK........
You get fired if you get caught.

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hog77297

Apr 28 @ 10:48AM  
Sure not where I did my time! That must be the new prison system.
tassie1

Apr 28 @ 4:21PM  
*herm *hum *hack *cough ...
clears his throat and does his best Bruces voice impersonation....

heard it before, that was one of my fathers favourite jokes....



now your supposed to say ; and your one of your momma's !





*runs off before WOW catches me to kick my ass
TwistAndShout

Apr 28 @ 8:25PM  
IN PRISON: Your cellmate tries to bend you over.

AT WORK: Your boss gets paid to bend you over.
sugarnspice005

Apr 28 @ 9:23PM  
Haven't ya heard? There is no justice!

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